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showteens...
Saturday, January 29, 2005
i'm back from JE lib.
if u dunno, theres a short "gig" held there juzz now.
bands playing were "munchies at nine" and "my blind december".
munchies at nine were already playing when i got there.
they sounded really great.
they're a band of 6, 2 vocalists, 2 guitarists, a basist and a drummer.
basically its a female-ruled band coz theres 4 females innit.
oh yar, they play screamo/punkrock.
theres a lot of people there btw.
most of them look like poly/ite students.
and yar, majority are punks.
the basist looks kinda "cool".(eherm...)
she has this gotic-y/punky mysterious look.

to tell you the truf, i'm kinda confused abt punks.
actually its between punks and gothics.
some punks and gothics look kinda similar.
eyeliner, black nail polish, black clothing...
BUT, wears studded belts, arm "bands", etc..(those punk accesories)
can anyone clear my mind off this confusion.
what DOES a punk and a gothic usually wear?
music wise, punks usually listen to punk music but gothics listen to?
oh man, i really am confused rite now.
is gothic juzz a way of dressing?
arghh!!!
so many questions in my mind rite now.
ok nvm, i went out of topic eredy.
after munchies at nine is my blind december.
ok, this band is abit sumbang.
the music is okok lah, but the vocalist, kinda over.
he "danced" too much, i mean, WAY TOO MUCH.
music was in a slow beat but his movements is like those loud metal music.
haizz...
then when they played a cover of unholy confession by avenged sevenfold, the vocalist went sumbang TO THE MAX!!!
his pitching was OUT.
aiyoyo, u shud haf listened to it.
u'd then agree to wad i said.
but overall, the band was ok lah.
the whole "gig" was juzz one hour.

so after dat, i dunno where to go next.
thinking of getting another pick, but the closest guitar shop i know is at causeway point...haha...
i really dunno wad to do next.
either i go to woodlands, or go home.
so i took the train to woodlands.
BUT, i didn't drop at woodlands.
instead, i went down at at choa chu kang.
dun ask me why.
then i realised how small lot 1 was.
the popular shops was mostly there but the place was juzz too small lah.
so then, i took a bus back home.
boring trip man, shud haf gone to causeway.
haizz...
okok, gotta watch tv.
so i end my entry lah.
buaiz...

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body aching all over..
Thursday, January 27, 2005
ermm.
lets see.
today is thursday, meaning, yesterday was?
wednesday izzit?
NO!!!
yesterday was the worst day ever!
maybe not for others but it was for me.
aniwae, its juzz during the first 2 periods.
it was pe wif vilau guy.
he's my new pe teacher.
he speaks in this funny indian ascent.(rite spelling?)
its veri PEKAT.
the reason why my body is aching rite now is coz he didn't ask us to du any warm ups.
its straight to the tracks and off wif 3 rounds.
haizz.
then he want to see hu can do more than 3 pull ups.(inclined)
being the overweight(onli by 10%) person dat i am, i didn'tcan't do any.
bluek, sounds pathetic rite?
atleast i tried ok.
i went up halfway.
okok, i tell y'all sumting.
while trying to pull myself up, i din realise dat i was makin this sound lah.
know wad vilau guy said?
"wad, having sex izzit"
i'm not sure wad he actually said.
so my classmates were all luffing.(hopefully at his joke, not at me)
how am i supposed to know dat i was making this sound as if i was havin sex.
so u guys think it was funny rite, luff lah, luff....
actually rite, i kinda like it when ppl luff at me.
haha, weirdo.
aniwae, after the pull ups was another 4 laps on the track.
after dat, i'm like worn out eredy.
than he ask us to do pushups.
the pushups was ok, then he ask us to do 5 diamond ones.
aiyoh.
on the last one, i can't tahan animore.
i kinda drop myself to the floor.
my cheek fell flat on the ground
then know wad, my pimple burst.
it was bleeding.
quite alot.
haizz.
its the first pe lesson of the year, so supposed to take it easy wad.
aiyoh, vilau guy dunno how to teach properly ah.
oh yar, he kept telling us how good he was at coaching skool football players last time. now all the players are veri good and all dat lah.
haizz.

okok.
basically, nuttin interesting happened in skool today.
cme lesson was more chatting wif mr singh.
lately, he's been chatting to us as if we were his frens.
maybe coz he's not gonna be our cm animore.
hu knows.
aniwae, he's been teaching us literature for 3 yrs..
we're gonna be really close by the end of O'level.
oh well.

i'll end my entry here lah.
dun 4get to tag ok.
babai...

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axis of justice vol. 1
Saturday, January 22, 2005
i juzz got back from plaza singapura.
actually i was from the istana park.
watched two bands perform at a gig there.
actually there was four bands.
when i got there, the second band was playing.
the the third band was fatskunks.
they were the best.
i juzz dunno why.
so after watching fatskunks perform, i cabot lah.
decided to check out plaza singapura.
fyi, its my first time there.
oh man, the whole place was soo damn big.
ok, my main idea was to find a guitar shop to get some picks.
so i went up and up until i find this yamaha store.
it was soo veri the big.
at first, i went to the piano store.(i dunno dat next to it is the guitar store)
so i was browsing through the books.
then i look out for guitar.
so in my mind was, "how come YAMAHA store dun dell guitar one?"
then i went out lah, dissapointed.
so i walk somemore,
ALAMAK, its a yamaha store selling guitar ah.
paiseh man.
i wasted my time in the rong store.
haizz...
the collecton of guitar were quite alot.
then there was this three kids.
"testing" out a guitar.
kecoh man.
so i bought some picks.
then went next door to this music shop.
it sells cd.
browse and browse, then alamak, axis of justice ah.
i've been looking for it at hmv but can't find.
so firstly i took out the cd from the rack,
then the second thing i did was to check the price.
its $19.90.
so the third thing was to check my budget lah.
theres $18 in my wallet, then i got some coins in my pocket.
luckily enuff.
so i bot the cd lah.
now i'm broke.
haizz...
basically after buying the cd, i went out of plaza singapura and in to dhoby ghaut station.
i was soo damn exhausted at dat time.
okok, i took the train to marina bay.
then at city hall, i juzz stupitly follow other people to the other side and took the train.
ARGHH!!!!
i didn't even care to look at the signs on top.
so i was in the train.(not knowing dat the train is going to pasir ris)
then when we got out of the tunnel, i heard this boy said, "KALLANG RIVER".
i was like, WHAT!!!!!
looked out the train.
wtf, i'm in kallang.
oh man.
haizz...
so i cross over and change the train ah.
haizz....
the i end up at home lah.
oklah, i end my entrie here.
bubye...

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what title shud i haf here??
Friday, January 21, 2005
ho, ho ho....
its been a long time since i posted.
well, not much happened after monday.
okok, on monday night, i got a slight fever.
so i was thinking of skipping skool the next day IF i still haf fever.
luckily, the fever stayed. =>
the next day, i went to polyclinic.
the registration took SOME time.
but waiting for the consultation took WAY too long.
i had to wait for like 2 hours(maybe more) juzz for the doc to "consult" me.
aiyoh!!!!
AND THE "CONSULTATION" ONLI TOOK 10mins.
haizz...
aniwae, at dat time, fever was at 39.6 deg, so the doc gave me two days of mc..(wohoo!!!!)
after getting the medications, i went straight home.

on thursday, i went back to skool.
during morning assembly, a gerl got some breathing difficulty coz she saw a cochroach.
mrs yip tot she had an asthma, so everyone was panicking.
haha, very funny scene.

back in class, lessons like usual.
i nearly got detention juzz for not bringing my lit text.
so i spit out any reason i can think of to not go for detention.
luckily he took them.

then skool ended and the next day was a holiday.
haizz...
if i know abt the fri holiday, i won't even come to skool.

now, my fever is gone, but the sore throat stayed.
poor thing u know, cannot eat anything spicy or crispy.
worse, i've finished up the lozenges.
hope it's gone by next week.

so aniwae, i'm goin to the gig at istana park tomoro.
fatskunks performing.
must watch.

okok, gtg eredy.

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hoobastanko sucko
Monday, January 17, 2005
skool today was like usual.
so theres nuttin abt it to type.

i'm typing craps todae ok since i got no topic.

well, u guys heard of "hoobastank"? duhh...
u guys listened to "the reason" by hoobastank?? duhh...
well, IT SUCK!!!
not my type of music.
its so damn slow.
dats the reason why i dun like hoobastank IN THE FIRST PLACE.
BUT, recently i juzz listened to "out of control" ALSO by hoobastank.
and it was NOTHING like the reason.
VERY VERY DIFFERENT.
why am i telling y'all this??
bcoz???
ermm...
whatever lah...
i juzz type for fun....(ok, this is lame)
OH SHIT!!!
forgot wat to type next.(tell y'all, its crapz)

okok, all i wanna say is dun judge a band juzz by one song lah.
this is REALLY lame.
my post dun make sense at all.
oh well, better end before it gets worse.
buaiz...

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cigaro
Sunday, January 16, 2005
i am so outdated.
didn't even know dat cigaro is in one of system's new album.(cigaro, a song)
haha, actually, i dun even know of cigaro until today.
if not for amir, i'll still be listening to princess zelda....haha...thnx ah...
the song, juzz like i expected, IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
"my cock can walk right through the door"
haha, i'm not being dirty lah.
its from the song.
the music is great.
download it NOW ok...

oh yar, yesterday i got the cheque.
the "event" was soo boring.
juzz go there, sit for like 10mins, then went up stage to receive the cheque.
once the students get the cheque, they all cabot.
(they're instructed not to)
so during my turn, almost half of the audience was gone.
isn't it easier to juzz give us the cheque at a counter or sumtin.
haizz...
okok, so now can't wait to change it to cash.
haha.
i was thinking of making another skin.
i'm sick of the current skin lah.
haizz...
ok lah, no more craps.
empty oready.
buaiz...
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how can teachers be like dis.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
hey guys!
i've been hearing stories in skool abt Lim S.K. and Vilau.
(btw, Lim S.K. is a pe teacher[mr lim] and so is Vilau [mr vilau])
its seems that they somewhat "argued".(not really argue lah, juzz being rude to each other)
started during a pe lesson.
lim was doing the "stand up sit down" ritual wif the sec 1s.(its a punishment. juzz in case u'r not from cwss.)
vilau then said its not a good way to punish students.(not sure whether he said it directly to lim er not)
then lim replied, "welcome to commonwealth". (of course this is rude lah)

u understand wad happened???

basically its not lim's fault, ITS VILAU's
no teacher likes to be told how to punish their students. v
ilau is juzz looking for trouble.

DATS NOT ALL!!!

i heard dat vilau has been telling his students abt the successes in his life.
abt how great it is to live in his condo; wif ppl greeting him good morning, etc...
how better for his daughter to live in a condo than a HDB.(not sure abt this part)
haizz....

ok ppl, this is wad i HEARD. might not be real lah but majority said it is.
i'm not making this up ok.
basically we juzz haf to mind our own buisness lah, dun interfere wif "adult" situations.
BLUEK!!! Xp...
oh yar, tomoro haf pe wif lim.
wonder if we're gonna witness any quarrels or rude bahavior between the two of them.
THEN I CAN TELL Y'ALL ABT IT.haha...

juzz now, the class got a "close" chat wif mr singh.(our C.M. / teacher i.c. / form teacher)
not much of a chat lah.its juzz dat mr singh told us abt his mother's expectations of him.
ermm, i sumwat "saw" a diff side of him.
dunno whether its juzz me dats felt dat way.
i'm not gonna tell y'all lah.
not gud to anihow tell other ppl's situation.(am i over reacting???)
aniwae, dat was the best lit. lesson ever.he kept cracking jokes.(by which he makes fun of others)

oh yar, did my english C.T. yest.its compo. writing.
we were late for the test coz the lesson before was DnT and FnN.
so mr singh was totally pissed by the time we all settled down.
then he gave us onli 45 mins to complete the test.
aiyoh.to make matters worse, the topic given is really a hard one.becoz its the same as the express lah.
i think i did badly.
kinda got out of topic, but hey, its onli the first test.
so i hope i get atleast a pass for the paper.
dammit, i still haven't start taking pics for the photo. competition.
aiyoh, liang lu made it compulsory for us.
as if we're gonna get any prizes.
talking abt prizes,
THIS SATURDAY OI!!!!
i'll be getting the $250 cheque.actually,
i've already planned on what i was to do wif the money.hehe...
okok, so this is wad i haf in mind so far.

1) pay my hp bills for the past two months and save some for january. [est. $65]
2) pay back my mom the money i borrowed from her. [$20]
3) go shopping at johor. [$100 / RM 229.90]
4) enjoy the rest of the $65 watching movies.
haha, mad izzit.
okok, this post is long enuff.
haf to stop.
buaiz...
btw bonsan, if u'r reading this, LSD stands for d-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (psychedelic drug).
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arghh!!!!
Monday, January 10, 2005
shit man.
i can't understand why my mom won't leave me alone.
ARGHH!!!!
u dun even know how frustrated i am rite now.
ok, juzz a min ago, i was gonna type sumting "cheerful".
its all coz of my mom lah.
dunno wads her problem.
ok, i always close my door coz i play loud music all the time in my room.
so she kept opening it and ALWAYS ask me why i closed the door.
i told her its my prob lah.
nothing rong wad, tak berdoser per.
u get it??
SHE OPENED THE FREAKING DOOR JUZZ TO ASK ME WHY I CLOSED IT.
(in a SCOLDING tone)
WTF!!!
then follows a debate between me and my mom.(volume somewhat turns up during it)
i SOO hate it when dat happens.
COZZZZ, i was like in my so called "happy" mood listening to santana.
BUT when she comes in, she juzz spoils the mood.
i'm juzz spilling watever shit i can think of rite now.
basically all negative aspect of this door "situation".
i dun mind if she came in and ask me other stuff or ask me to help her do sumting.
but wad she did is juzz too........dunno how to explain lah.
then she's been telling me abt things she heard on the radio.
fuck off all of u "professors" hu made talks on the radio.
once, she told me she heard a mom on the radio saying dat her son was surfing porno site on the net.
WAT FUCK!!!!
can't believe my mom thought i was doing the same thing.
MY OWN MOM!!!!
how can she think of such stuff!!!!
juzz bcoz i haf internet in my room doesn't mean i surf porno rite.
arghh!!!
okok, chill....
haizz...
ermm guys, sori for the language but theres juzz no other word dat can express my thoughts to the fullest other than "fuck".
congrats coz u've read onli ONE side of my miserable life.
haizz...
okok, i know some of u guys out there haf worse situations than i do.
haizz...
ok lah, all spilt out oready.
anyway, why would y'all even care about my life.
u might not even know hu i am.

wah, coz all this, i almost forgot to type sumting skool related.
eh guys, wad u tink of "oye como va"??
the song playing rite now.(maybe it ended oready)
anyway, i still can't wait for 15th at bkt timah cc.
my $250 cheque.
lata, change S$100 to malaysian currency.
RM229.90 i tink.
wohoo!!!
then go city square, buy a shoe, lotsa shirts and a cap or two.
then maybe another bag.
cheap cheap stuff.
skool todae was like usual.
oh YAR, its the 2nd week of skool....haha....
the whole class was together for onli two periods.
haizz....
tomoro is cca day again.
muzz clean the damn room AGAIN!!!!
okok, i think, this is by far the entry wif most words i've ever typed.
so, until next time.
buaiz....
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DnT theme so suck.
Wednesday, January 05, 2005
aiyoh...
i got the N'level theme for DnT todae.
wad da heck am i supposed to make wif the theme "foods and drinks".
haizz...
give lah transportation or something else.
so now, i got 2 weeks till submission of design brief.(ideas)
oh yar, MR SOH THREW AWAY MY CD HOLDER!!!!
arghh!!!!
worked so hard on dat, and he easily threw it away.

ok, i've been thinking.
wad the teachers said kinda make sense.
the past two principals af been too "soft" on the students.
now common.'s results is going down, TERRIBLY.
they said she's gonna be the one to bring up common's acad. performance.
so its something like, "good things dun come cheap, cheap things dun come in good condition".(if u get wad i mean)
its like, the past two principal are "soft", therefor acad. performance dropped.
NOW, this mrs teo is SOMEWAD "strict". ppl dun like her now, but at the end of the year, they'll thank her.
aiyoh, dunno what i'm saying man.
okok, those hu get wad i mean, gud for u.

ok, wanna look for resourses for DnT.
buaiz...

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fuck LL!!!!!
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
oh man.
today kana punish.
must stay back in skool afta cca.
aiyoh!!!!
okok, we're supposed to clean the cca room.(the sec 4s)
so afta we cleaned the whole room, he came back.
LL said its not properly cleaned.
WTF!!!
haizz...
(btw, i can't type out his name here coz this blog's address is in the cca room com. dammit, shudn't haf surfed there. "LL" is the teacher i/c btw)
so then, he wanted us to clean the room again.
then muzz stay in skool till 6.30.
FUCK YOU man!!!!!
wasted the time outside the staff room.
theres better punishments rite.
i'd rather do push-ups than stay till 6.30
damn LL...
okok, enuff wif dat.
oh yar, y'all watch the match between s'pore and myanmar rite??
remember the part AFTER when "mani" got hit in the head wif a water bottle by myanmar's goalkeeper??
man was dat guy funny.(da keeper)
dat "thing" he did...
hilarious man...LOL!!!! Xp...hahahaha......
we talked abt dat in class.
some even acted it out...
aiyoh....
haizz...
tomoro is DnT.
will get the theme for the N'level project.
i'm gud in practical, but theory wise...dots...
i made this cd holder last year which can turn.
quite style lah, better than the other's projeks...hehe...
so i was hoping mr soh didn't throw it away, coz i want to keep it lah.
okok, ran out of stuff to type.
so, hope y'all had a better 2nd day than me.
buaiz...

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arghh!!!
Monday, January 03, 2005
oh man, todae was total bullshit....
okok.
commonwealth sec got a new principal.
her name is....
ermm...
HU CARES!!!!
its the first day of skool, and her first day in css but she had already started her craps...
act strict and all dat kinda stuff...
haizz....
she's juzz TOO OVER!!!!
aiyoh, then during assembly, she walked around, asked students to tuck in their shirt.
dats not too over, but then, SHE ALSO KEPT ASKING US TO SIT UP STRAIGHT....
WTF!!!
our prob lah want to sit straight or slouch.
okok, "las vegas" start oready.
haha, gtg....
oh yar, one more thing.
juzz released my superjointritual's skin.
check it out.
.x. anep.superjointritual .x.
ok, buaiz....

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i'm back from kovan..
Sunday, January 02, 2005
haizz....
juzz got back from kovan.
the place is already very far sia.
then kana torture somemore when going home.(will tell lata on)
but the gig was great.
reach kovana hub at abt 3+.
dats blackductape's schedule.
so they were already performing when i got there.
ermm....
about the "crowd".
its not actually a "crowd" lah....
more like a group or so.
theres more chairs than audiences.
BUT THE BANDS WERE GREAT!!!
ok, the bands dat somewhat "impressed" me are those dat i remember their names lah...duhh...
onli got 3...hehe...
theres "glitched", "fatskunks" and "this band made out of 16 yr olds".(sori, i didn't quite hear u'r name)
the last four songs which "glitched" played was all system's.
wohoo!!!!
and of course, i'm a system fan if u dunno.
then there was the band wif 16 yr olds.
they were damn awesome.
played mostly iron maiden's songs.
the guitarist was like a pro oready.......
then the best was fatskunks.
aiyoh....
okok, during the soundcheck.
the bass guitarist played this mario tune/music.
u know, those music when u play mario.
style ah...
then they oso played love song.
reggae oi!!!
oh yar, then when they were playing.
there was this apek.
AIYOH!!!
know wad he did???
he danced at the front!!!
he's either really sporting or kinda sort in the head...
haha...
afta fatskunks was subway stars performing.
honestly, they dun sound good.
so i went home lah.
the gig was not yet over actually.
but wad da heck.
skool tomoro.
now i still haven't complete the malay homework.
haizz...
ermm guys, sori lah.
forgot to bring my cam,
so no pics lah.
oh yar, why i kana tortured???
firstly, WHO IN SINGAPORE PLANNED THE LITTLE INDIA TRAIN STATION???
arghh!!!!
so tamil peeps got onboard at little india, went all teh way till outram.
there, i try find a cabin wif LEAST tamil peeps around...
BUT THEN!!!!
the whole train was filed wif those smells....
ermm, no offence to those hu might be offended, but the smell stinks....
dats juzz honest speaking lah...
eeeee.....
okok, got to stop here...
still got malay homework to do....
buaiz all....
and sec ones this year,
u'r first term will be a nitemare in PE.
muahahahaha!!! =>
okok, gtg...
PEACE TO ALL!!!!!

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