yours truly,
xoxoxo.


MohammadHanif
Like most blogs, this blog has been misused as an open diary for the public to view. And as usual, this blog will either contain my random thoughts, something happy or fucked up. And thats Liyana. I love her alotlot :D


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something for you muslim peeps to think abt
Sunday, February 26, 2006
khairy sent me this e-mail. so, read on and think abt it.

See the mercy of Allah on us?

Assalamualikom wa RahmatuAllahu wa Barakatuhu
A man woke up early in order to pray the Fajr prayer in the masjid. He got dressed, made his aboloution and was on his way to the masjid.

On his way to the masjid, the man fell and his clothes got dirty. He got up, brushed himself off, and headed home. At home, he changed his clothes, made his aboloution, and was, again, on his way to the masjid. 2nd time, On his way to the masjid, he fell again and at the same spot! He, again, got up, brushed himself off and headed home. At home he, once again, changed his clothes, made his aboloution and was on his way to the masjid.

On his way 3rd time to the masjid, he met a man holding a lamp. He asked the man of his identity and the man replied "I saw you fall twice on our way to the masjid, so I brought a lamp so I can light your way."

The first man thanked him profusively and the two where on their way to the masjid. Once at the masjid, the first man asked the man with the lamp to come in and pray Fajr with him. The second man refused. The first man asked him a couple more times and, again, the answer was the same. The first man asked him why he did not wish to come in and pray.

The man replied "I am Satan."

The man was shocked at this reply. Satan went on to explain, "I saw you on your way to the masjid and it was I who made you fall. When you went home, cleaned yourself and went back on your way to the masjid, Allah forgave all of your sins. I made you fall a second time, and even that did not encourage you to stay home, but rather, you went back on your way to the masjid. Because of that, Allah forgave all the sins of the people of your household. I was afraid if i made you fall one more time, then Allah will forgive the sins of the people of your village, so I made sure that you reached the masjid safely."

So do not let Satan benefit from his actions.

Do not put off a good that you intended to do as you never know how much reward you might recieve from the hardships you encounter while trying to achieve that good.

If forwarding this message will bother you, or take too much time from you, then don't do it, but you will not get the reward of it, which is great.

Wa Assalamualikom wa Rahmatu Allahu wa Barakatahu

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dots
its 5.19 right now. AM!. Ante Meridiem! forgot to switch off the tv, thats y i'm awake. i was sleeping wheni heard sounds of the torino games. opened my eyes, eh, the tv was not off. it has happened many times though, but this time i didnt continue sleeping. dunno why. i'm so bored right now. oh yar, for the first time, THERES NO ONE ONLINE IN MSN. haha. damn.

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how to not tell the truth but at the same time not lie
Saturday, February 25, 2006
how? well, you simply give an answer which is neither a yes or a no.

ok, for example.
john:hey, did you take my pen!?
jack:did you see me taking your pen?
john:err, no.
jack:so?
john:ouh, sorry2, maybe someone else took it.

OR

john:hey, did you take my pen!?
jack:why would i want to take your pen.

OR

john:hey, did you take my pen!?
jack:what, your cheapo pen? who on earth would want to take that?
(say it with some 'force' and the person might take it with a scare)

another way is for fun, when that person knows you took his/her stuff.
john:hey, did you take my pen!?
jack:does my face look like someone who'd steal your pen?
john:haha, very funny. give it back.

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i won't bite
Thursday, February 23, 2006
first and foremost, if you are reading this right now, TAG!!!
wahlao, the counter is increasing but no one tags. haizz. u dun like me?

mrs teo informed the school that commonwealth was given the RV site. river valley. meaning that the school is gonna move to wherever the site is. soo, if students have chosen commonwealth sec because its closer to home, well, too bad. but, what i wanna say abt this 'move' is, SO WHAT. knn. it wun even affect us coz we would have already graduated. it also means that i'll have to receive my o'level results in the new school. sway man. all those memories.
lets see. my batch from pri school was the last batch to graduate in yuqun primary. now, my class together with the sec 4 express students are gonna be the last batch to take the O's in the current school. something fishy is happening.

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doing something, second thoughts later
Monday, February 20, 2006
i'm eating strawberry yoghurt right now. does it taste good? hell no. so why am i eating it? you see, i'm was hungry(note that i WAS hungry, but not anymore). i opened the fridge and saw this STRAWBERRY yoghurt. so, strawberry has to taste good right. well, not exactly. the strawberry flavour is actually to hide the real disgusting taste of pure yoghurt. what is yoghurt. yoghurt "is thick, custard-like, mildly acid preparation. Usually made by fermenting partly skim or skim milk with a special culture. Fruit of other flavorings may be added." this means that if you eat yoghurt, you're eating decomposed milk! the type when your little brother's milk is left in the bottle for days. yes. its something like that. the top thick layer. so now, i regretted opening the yoghurt. now i have to finish it up. bluergh.
ok, back to the title. dont you ever wish you can make a time travel machine. quantum traveler or sumthing. just to undo or redo what you have done. like, whenever your friend make a sarcastic joke at you and you replied something that doesnt make much impact. later on when you think back, you thought of a better phrase or answer that you should have given your friend, but too bad you cant turn back time. well, thats the most sickening this i've always experienced. and i cant do anything abt it. oh well.

SOFT.com.sg is having a song making competition. i'll just help out spread the word.

(click image to go to main competition page)

Click here for the melody (midi)
Click here for the score (gif)

How to take part.
1. Download the melody
2. Compose a song which include the given melody. It could be any where in the song as long as it is reconisable.
3. Song should not be less than 2 mins or more than 3 mins.
4. Send a copy of your song as MP3 (128kbps) to info@soft.com.sg
5. Include your name, nric, soft_username, mobile contact in the email
6. Deadline for submission is 6th March.
7. Will post all entries onto SOFT for voting on the 7th March.
8. Will close voting and announce winner on 13th March.

* the above is subject to changes, please check this post for updates.

*edit*
just wanna post this 'phrase of inspiration' which was from last night's Catch Me If You Can. hey, its kinda cool when you think about it.
"Two mice fell into a bowl of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse fought and struggled until he churned that cream into butter and he crawled his way out. I am that second mouse." - Mr. Frank Abagnale Sr.
(the phrase is not originally said by frank who is actually a character in the movie.)

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unsatisfaction
Saturday, February 18, 2006
two things i'm not satisfied with. one is my physics result and the other is the FRIGGIN YEARBOOK!
ok, the results. i got 19 over 40. the thing is, 3 of my answers are correct, somewhat. the least he can do is give me one out of the two marks question. ok, the question goes something like this. what effect will happen to the galvanometer when the magnet is doubled. my answer was, it will affect the strength of deflection. the 'correct' answer was, the needle will deflect more. fuck man. ok lah, i admit that my answer was not totally correct, but i said strength. strength can be weak or strong(more), so i was 50% correct. haizz. so, i guess the lesson to be learnt here is that when writing answers, always be kiasu. write more. the more the marrier. coz examiners wont minus marks for additional info. i mean, 'it will affect the strength of deflection' is understandable right, but he has to give someone who explains that 'it will deflect more' full marks.
FRIGGIN YEARBOOK. basically the book that everyone has to have. why? coz innit is the class photos of all classes. why look at photos of other classes? COZ THERES PICS OF THE GERLS IN SKOOL OF COURSE(and vice versa for the gerls). however, the yearbook was a friggin mess. some photos were pixilised, there seemed to be a floating discipline mistress but most of all, THE PHOTOS ARE FRIGGIN SMALL! 110 printed pages with ample space to fit in more photos. such a waste. what's worse is that the class photos are even smaller. theres 2 problems. one is that there are extra spaces in the photos taken, which is by the side. the photographer should have zoomed in(not that i'm saying he's a bad phorographer or anything) so that our faces can be seen closed up. second is the friggin star with the informal photo inside. i mean, whats with that. who the heck came out with the idea. if you want to show the informal photo, shouldnt you include the proper photo, instead of just inserting one in a shape of a star. so basically, zoom in when taking the photo and throw away the star and you get bigger class photos.
if you compare the 2002 and 2003 yearbooks with the 2004 and 2005 yearbooks, you'll see a big difference. haizz. lets just hope the yearbook of my last year in school is 'up to standard'.

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trying out something
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
i'm gonna try something out. whenever you use a search engine, the search engine will pick out the websites which has your wanted query. for example, if you search for 'porn'. the search engine will give you the results which has the word 'porn' innit. what i'm gonna try is to type as many, i really mean AS MANY words i can in this post. there will be sentences and random words. some will make sense while some will not. some words might be dirty while some will be so chim. why i'm doing this? well, just to see if it'll increase my page views. haha. so, here goes.

idiot moron bastard fuck kanina cunt evil wizard valhalla halim crap butoh chibai cheebai pala butoh pornography porn porno sex underage piss pee bullshit breasts ass anal ice cream banana fruit apples jackfruit pear rambutan durian sharp spikey horn horny girls guys lesbian gay intercourse course optical lens camera single lens reflex film photography bands music avenged sevenfold bananarama 69 gods of metal deathsynth ronin singapore march february april moms dad sons aunts aunties aunty grandma grandpa family box black green blue white pink yellow coldplay shelter school friends backstab stab hack hackers telephone handphone cheap cheapskate skater eatery utensils bottles wallets deodarants exhilarating enthusiastic boxx pedal metalzone mt-2 chewing gum candy candies pepper soft hard light heavy density liquid air carbon dioxide fast fret posters metal black metal mouse cat rat bat fat pin bin knee chin diskette blind guardian tribute computer keyboard sub woofer speakers amplifier adapter wires socks microphone damn loud stuck in the drain does not make sense electromagnetism is shit as cock and bull are animal which means i are baboon and you am penis for eating dogs will lead to penile cancer which is disgusting use finger as cock replacement fist fight arm wrestling mp3 illegal downloading buy original cd as have better music quality better yet make your own music coz later can make money loads of it co can pay prostitute for sex then later contract std after that no cure you cry cry then become pimp coz you think make more money as well as have fun till you die like make the best of it your family all sad sad you happy happy what lah you dunno how to think correctly gce o level i am taking this year planned to get five a1 but looking that a1 is 89 and above kanina can die sia so better go for a2 but still aim high ar then later will get into dee diploma of electrical and electronics engineering coz i think its fun then later when clever already maybe can try build emp electromagnetic pulse which can spoils chips not the potato chip but those computer chips so when you fry those chips the electronic devise will not work animore so i think that will be fun i already have the schematics for the emp but i'm not an expert yet so we wait ar the result of the emp is like u use it at digital watch the watch will stop working lor but the thing is dun bring it home or anywhere near computer coz your expensive motherboard's chip can be friend liao then no more computer so thats the rick ar haunting the haunted pray before you are prayed for the da vinci code malay mother toungue tamil chines social studies social cohesion police ambulance steal this album video system of a down hdb flats better than bungalows peace no war mind you own business this post is not yet that long but maybe this will do.

ok lah. i'll stop here. the counter now is at 1051.
lets see how much it'll be tomoro.

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concoction for staying up
Monday, February 13, 2006
basically, all you need to do is drink a cup of coffee. voila. thats the concoction ar.
but for those who dun like the smell/taste of coffee, i have a solution. two of them. put in 4 teaspoonfulls of milo, followed by one teaspoon of coffee powder. next is to add hot water. only abt one quarter of the mug just to dissolve everything to liquid form. stir well, then add milk all the way. no need to add sweetener. the other one is to add one teaspoon of coffee, hot water, sweetened condensed milk followed by milk.
*add more coffee powder if you think one teaspoon is too 'weak' for you.*

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vid-e-os
Sunday, February 12, 2006
dun have anything to update, so i thought i'll share some funny videos.

texas chainsaw massacre


kid got scared shitless. listen to the aftermath. hilarious.


another poor kid.


scary shit


fake accident scare


toilet scare


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too much thinking
Saturday, February 11, 2006
i was in school yesterday for the O'Level result release(as an audience of course). know what, 4 friggin students got 9 A1s. i was speechless. its not straight As, but friggin A1s! well, i planned to get straight As, meaning whether A1 or A2 lah, but then, looking at the results, getting A1s is not impossible leh. i got psyched i think, coz yesterday, i changed my mind about going to Metal Wars. haha. been talking a lot about it but not going in the end. so, bubye metal wars.

okok, so now i have a side/dream plan. i have 7 subjects in total. english, malay, maths, science, geog, combined humans and dnt. to get 9 A1s is NOT possible coz i onli have 7 subs. duhh. looking at the current sec5 results at moe.gov.sg, the top students get only 4 A1s. so i was thinking, maybe i should aim for 5A1s. okok, at this point u might think, yeah rite, me get 5 A1s. but, yeah, nothing is impossible, impossible is nothing. basically my strong subjects are science, geography and dnt. so maybe i'll add maths and malay or english to the list. combined humans is a confirmed down the drain, but not too deep though. but hey, they wun ask me what made made ganesh possible in saving the house in SAF right. oh yar, i planned to get into DEEE(theres a post somewhere below abt DEEE). so, yar. just need to polish up my languages and do more mathematical questions.

the result relly got me thiking real deep leh. so, yar. thats all.

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do not allow someone . . . . . .
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
with the current trend of having concepts by the type of song you listen to, its good not be caught in it. why i say so? well, u'r gonna laugh your ass off when u know what i'm listening to right now. LINKIN PARK!!!! i know i know. the band is over commercialized and has that hip-hop genre stuck in between. and calling themselves a metal band is like unbelievable. i can bet most metalhead's perspective on LP is the same as mine. LP is a band for wusses, its an old outdated band and most said it sucked. well, that was what i thought previously. you know, when i was "into" metal. also at that time, my head was brainwashed by my cousin and my friend. what happened was, my cousin told me LP is crap, so i listened and changed my perspective. then my kuzz burnt me korn's greatest hits. i listened. told my friend abt it, but he said corn is crap. introduced me to slipknot. the songs are nice. told my kuzz abt slipknot. he then told me slipknot is not good coz they use too many pedals or have too many effects which disrupts the "real metal" or maybe what he means is just guitars in distortion. so u have an idea what i've went through? what i want to tell you is that, you should never let someone determine what song you like and do not like coz thats not you. even if they say the band is crap, etc, if you like the music or band, you should stick to it.

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1000th visitor.. wohoo..
i know its no big deal to you, but it is to me lar.
take not that the counter was set from 0. it was not tempered in any way, unlike some people. so, heres the "report".

First Page View Sun, Oct 2, 2005 at 08:08:13 pm
Last Page View Tue, Feb 7, 2006 at 02:23:55 pm
Total Page Views To Date 1,846
Total Visitors To Date 1,000
Date of Highest Page Views 45 (Sat, Dec 10, 2005)




thats the page views. cant seem to get the report for visitors. so as you can see, even people in Israel have internet. XD

on a side's note, BE AT METAL WARS 1!!!! i'm going alone siar, so, someone accompany me can? XD

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Metal Wars 1
Sunday, February 05, 2006
be there, coz i will.



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local bands on myspace
Saturday, February 04, 2006
some of the local bands on myspace


7 Pound Vein : Azra-el : A Vacant Affair : Aviery : Asilent : Arbitrary Element : Bhelliom : Bismuth : Black-Ductape : Bombarde : Bloodstone : Deathsynth : Dearxarson : Elegy for Eulisza : Es War Einmal (Once Upon A Time) : Fatskunks : Flawed Element : Fallen World : Flesh Disgorged : Green Legs and Spam : Hamartia : Hazargaddah : Hudud : Harakiri : Helmskey : Indecisive Minds : Imbeciles : Juliet's Diary : Jackalhyde : Kate of Kale : Kiyamat : KioSai : Lead (ii) Nitrate : MetalGunz : My Precious : NvRLrN : NearFatalExplosion : Nympholepsy : Nerraka : Nafrat : Oshiego : Predatory : Raspatul : Restrain : Roughcast : Rudra : Rejectedcums : Strayvoice : Suicide Solution: Subtle Revenge: State of Decay : Set for Glory : Septikaemia : Sally's Rejex : Sink : Susfiria : Stompin' Ground : Surreal : The Panopticon : The Wreckage : Underedge : Under Attack : Vrykolakas : WTN (War Torn Nation) : Yogyakarta :

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Spider 'Live' in Singapore
Friday, February 03, 2006
okok, hold yer horses. haha, kimek, crap.
Spider is NOT coming to singapore for the time being, BUT, they just might.
XTREME Music Productions is doing a survey. its a poll on whether u wanna catch them perform if they were to come down. basically, u just have to click YES and submit your poll. better if you can give your comments lah on what u would expect and also say that u'r totally into SPIDER and a freak fanatic. just type anything that'll make them think its worth bringing them down.

click here to poll

you have to sign up in order to poll i think. it'll just take less than a minute.
hope things will "go well" and they'll come down.

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