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changes
Sunday, April 30, 2006
ok, made some changes to the blog as you can see. theres something new. click the anep image on top.
its just for my own use. no need to type the address, just clik click.
lazy me.
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Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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i dunno why The DaVinci Code made it so high up. its not the first book Dan Brown wrote, but maybe because the book contains factual, realistic accounts and objects. stuff like the priory of sion, mona lisa painting, the louvre. added to that is the puzzles, anagrams, etc, along the story allowing readers to actually take part. its cool to know(if its real) that leonardo da vinci was once the head of a secret organization called the priory of sion. the organization was said to be holding on to something that others should not know. some say its the gold cup(or sumthing. i forgot.), others say its documents that can contradict christianity. but, apart from the book, wikipedia suggests that its just a marketing strategy of dan brown's. at the end of the book, the holy grail was not found, but sophie found her brother whom she thought was dead. along with her brother was her grandmother, also someone she thought was dead.
overall it was an awesome book. i got mine in malaysia, heh. read it on the bus back home. continued reading it for the next 3 consecutive days until the end. so far, this is the book i've read in record time. very much enthusiastic about this book. if you have a friend who tells you he finished the book is a short time and thinks that hes over-exaggerating, u'll understand him when you read the book. u'll get caught.
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DVC code breaker challenge
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
anyone joined the The Da Vinci Code Breaker Challenge?i dunno why The DaVinci Code made it so high up. its not the first book Dan Brown wrote, but maybe because the book contains factual, realistic accounts and objects. stuff like the priory of sion, mona lisa painting, the louvre. added to that is the puzzles, anagrams, etc, along the story allowing readers to actually take part. its cool to know(if its real) that leonardo da vinci was once the head of a secret organization called the priory of sion. the organization was said to be holding on to something that others should not know. some say its the gold cup(or sumthing. i forgot.), others say its documents that can contradict christianity. but, apart from the book, wikipedia suggests that its just a marketing strategy of dan brown's. at the end of the book, the holy grail was not found, but sophie found her brother whom she thought was dead. along with her brother was her grandmother, also someone she thought was dead.
overall it was an awesome book. i got mine in malaysia, heh. read it on the bus back home. continued reading it for the next 3 consecutive days until the end. so far, this is the book i've read in record time. very much enthusiastic about this book. if you have a friend who tells you he finished the book is a short time and thinks that hes over-exaggerating, u'll understand him when you read the book. u'll get caught.
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Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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get it?
heres another one.
remember the "why are guitars better than women" joke? heres a great comeback.
no matter how good the guitar is, men will always turn to women for one thing.
if you get the joke, then, u'r dirty!. but dun worry. we're equals.
witt
Sunday, April 23, 2006
"Never trust something that bleeds for a week but doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison in South Parkget it?
heres another one.
remember the "why are guitars better than women" joke? heres a great comeback.
no matter how good the guitar is, men will always turn to women for one thing.
if you get the joke, then, u'r dirty!. but dun worry. we're equals.
Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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told you, gerls on guitars are the bomb
Friday, April 21, 2006
if you think girls and guitars are the opposite, watch this. i confess. SHES BETTER THAN ME! oh man. i think she looks cute. dun you? anyway, pay attention when she smiles. shes smiling not coz of performance but coz ppl are taking photos of her. haha. still can pose seh. click the play button below and enjoy. and, err, is there any singaporean version of her you know?--anep--
Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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there were 3 burglars. while attempting a burglary, they saw a police officer with a bayonet attached to his rifle. they panicked. desperate, they each hid themselve in gunny sacks. the police officer arrived and found 3 big gunny sacks. curious, he poked each sack with his bayonet. when poked, the first burglar let out a cat's mew, "Mewww!" for the second burglar, he let out a loud dog bark, "Arff!!Arff!!". but, the third burglar was different. upon being poked, he said, "POTATO!"
wakakaka. farni right. lmao. it sounds better when said to than read.
heres a cute/farni animation. weeeee!!!!
*edit*
saw this in SOFT.
why are guitars better than women? read on.
Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you
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big, small, fake
Thursday, April 20, 2006
this joke cracks me all the time.there were 3 burglars. while attempting a burglary, they saw a police officer with a bayonet attached to his rifle. they panicked. desperate, they each hid themselve in gunny sacks. the police officer arrived and found 3 big gunny sacks. curious, he poked each sack with his bayonet. when poked, the first burglar let out a cat's mew, "Mewww!" for the second burglar, he let out a loud dog bark, "Arff!!Arff!!". but, the third burglar was different. upon being poked, he said, "POTATO!"
wakakaka. farni right. lmao. it sounds better when said to than read.
heres a cute/farni animation. weeeee!!!!
*edit*
saw this in SOFT.
why are guitars better than women? read on.
Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you
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Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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i traded pedals with hakim, just till monday. my metalzone for his behringer hellbabe, wah pedal. got overexcited in school but when i got home, i was like wtf. firstly, its not what i had expected. of course i cant blame the pedal coz i have no friggin idea how to use it. i tried playing chords and step2 the pedal at the same time. sounded nice, i think. one thing is for sure, I WANT MY METALZONE BACK! heh. have to wait till monday. until then, crappy ds-1 will have to do.
hmm, lets see. caught a baby praying mantis in class. brought it home. caught a small ant from the kitchen, placed it together with the mantis, one sec it was moving, one sec it was in the mantis's grips. using the dropper i "borrowed" from chem lab, dripped one drop of H20 into the container. wakakaka. H20, water.
last saturday was bukit batok's Battle of the Bands finals. i was there from abt 9. first of all, DR RHY IS SUCH A FUGGIN ASS. really good performance, costumes and of course music. the basist if i'm not wrong was playing in diapers while one of the guitarist(wyldeboon in SOFT) was in sarong! his face was painted white with a hoodie on. reminds me of buckethead sia. buckethead in sarong. haha. so aniwae, congrats to them all other contestants. realy nice show you guys. oh yar, i was there coz my uncle's brother's band was performing =| really, but no blood relation though. band's name was Nakajima. performed bon jovi's "you give love a bad name". its a really old. so old that i wasnt even borned when it was released. 1986.
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every wednesday, 10pm, onboard 187
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
just because the class looks like a jungle doesnt mean we have to have animals in it right. well, we do. i mean, did. there was a swarm of bees outside our class and some of them came in. know where the hive was? in the roof. coz we're on the top floor, theres this softboard to act as a ceiling. stoopidly, one board was missing, meaning there was a HOLE. thats how the bees came into the class. there there was screaming, both the girls and the guys. i joined in shouting stuffs. mrs yeo got pissed coz she cant continue her lesson. so, everyone went out for early recess. i traded pedals with hakim, just till monday. my metalzone for his behringer hellbabe, wah pedal. got overexcited in school but when i got home, i was like wtf. firstly, its not what i had expected. of course i cant blame the pedal coz i have no friggin idea how to use it. i tried playing chords and step2 the pedal at the same time. sounded nice, i think. one thing is for sure, I WANT MY METALZONE BACK! heh. have to wait till monday. until then, crappy ds-1 will have to do.
hmm, lets see. caught a baby praying mantis in class. brought it home. caught a small ant from the kitchen, placed it together with the mantis, one sec it was moving, one sec it was in the mantis's grips. using the dropper i "borrowed" from chem lab, dripped one drop of H20 into the container. wakakaka. H20, water.
last saturday was bukit batok's Battle of the Bands finals. i was there from abt 9. first of all, DR RHY IS SUCH A FUGGIN ASS. really good performance, costumes and of course music. the basist if i'm not wrong was playing in diapers while one of the guitarist(wyldeboon in SOFT) was in sarong! his face was painted white with a hoodie on. reminds me of buckethead sia. buckethead in sarong. haha. so aniwae, congrats to them all other contestants. realy nice show you guys. oh yar, i was there coz my uncle's brother's band was performing =| really, but no blood relation though. band's name was Nakajima. performed bon jovi's "you give love a bad name". its a really old. so old that i wasnt even borned when it was released. 1986.
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Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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how to resist
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
no one can resist free stuff, especially singaporeans. we would queue up for hours just because there are free items being given away. but what i wanna talk abt it free music. well, not totally free. its "free". theres tons of sites on the net which indirectly leads to giving away free music. why arent these sites shut down? coz they didnt do anything wrong. you see, the website is actually a forum whereby users will upload albums, yes albums, through sites providing free file-sending services namely yousendit.com and rapidshare.de and then post the links in the forum site. those who wants to download the album just needs to reply the thread with a "thank you" and there you go, free music. so basically its the users who uploaded the music that are the ones at fault. heh, they'll definitely face the music if caught. haha. get it? they upload music to the net, if they're caught, they'll have to face the music. like retribution sia. haha. ok, lame. so anyway, yar, temptations temptations. btw, check out this band called Within Temptation. really nice goth metal band.--anep--
Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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no, its not a porn site, but theres loads of cool vids, pics and stuff. for porno and stuff, i recommend you THIS site.
:: click the red dot. as simple as that. enjoy. ::
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girls on guitars are the bomb...
Friday, April 07, 2006
found this at dumpalink.comno, its not a porn site, but theres loads of cool vids, pics and stuff. for porno and stuff, i recommend you THIS site.
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Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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magic. we'll stick to card magic. what do you think of it? theres two types of audience when you perform magic. one loves being amazed and would like more while the other would just kill to know how it was done. beware of the second one coz they'll give you one heck of a time. so whether its magic or not depends on your perspective. for me, i think of it as a complex process to make the unbelievable believable in order to amaze just for the fun of it. theres many different ways of making magic. from the impromptu to the prepared, from double lifts to passes. heh, i tell you, one day when i have money to buy a webcam, i'll record every single "magic trick" i know of and expose them to the world wide web. passes, lifts, sleights. all of them. but i'll keep the name of the recorder(me) a secret of course, just so i wun have the international magic association coming after me with a huge mob of magicians behind their back, assuming theres one. i'll make a cool nick, like, d'exposer. sounds nice. haha. so world, watch out.
i'm seriously thinking of making it happen. hmm.
webcam is about 50 bucks max. got cheaper ones. i'm not gonna not gonna do audio recording coz someone may recognise my voice, so its just gonna be video. download a free webcam recorder from download.com. since i'm still using the pathetic windows98, yes some people still use 98 if you dunno, most video editing softwares are not suitable. so i guess i'll have to stick to paper and markers. write down the name of the move and flash it to the webcam. and at the end, i'll do the same with the credits. hmm. credits: d'exposer for exposing the move and the inventors of the move whoever they are. i wonder whether you can get sued for exposing the move. hah, nah. you see brad christian teaching, making money off moves someone else invented, so i guess its ok.
so peeps, remember "d'exposer" for one day it shall be out in the W.W.W.
*www = world wide web (just so those who do not know what it is, well, know what it is)
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izzit magic or trickery
Monday, April 03, 2006
hows the current song? have you heard of Faktion? if you have, then i must be outdated. i spotted them at purevolume. so aniwae, i was kinda stuck to this song. i just love the prechorus. headbang-able. the beat is just nice. the chorus is a bit cheesy though, but its a nice heavy song. sort of.magic. we'll stick to card magic. what do you think of it? theres two types of audience when you perform magic. one loves being amazed and would like more while the other would just kill to know how it was done. beware of the second one coz they'll give you one heck of a time. so whether its magic or not depends on your perspective. for me, i think of it as a complex process to make the unbelievable believable in order to amaze just for the fun of it. theres many different ways of making magic. from the impromptu to the prepared, from double lifts to passes. heh, i tell you, one day when i have money to buy a webcam, i'll record every single "magic trick" i know of and expose them to the world wide web. passes, lifts, sleights. all of them. but i'll keep the name of the recorder(me) a secret of course, just so i wun have the international magic association coming after me with a huge mob of magicians behind their back, assuming theres one. i'll make a cool nick, like, d'exposer. sounds nice. haha. so world, watch out.
i'm seriously thinking of making it happen. hmm.
webcam is about 50 bucks max. got cheaper ones. i'm not gonna not gonna do audio recording coz someone may recognise my voice, so its just gonna be video. download a free webcam recorder from download.com. since i'm still using the pathetic windows98, yes some people still use 98 if you dunno, most video editing softwares are not suitable. so i guess i'll have to stick to paper and markers. write down the name of the move and flash it to the webcam. and at the end, i'll do the same with the credits. hmm. credits: d'exposer for exposing the move and the inventors of the move whoever they are. i wonder whether you can get sued for exposing the move. hah, nah. you see brad christian teaching, making money off moves someone else invented, so i guess its ok.
so peeps, remember "d'exposer" for one day it shall be out in the W.W.W.
*www = world wide web (just so those who do not know what it is, well, know what it is)
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Type-d by; ♥m.hanif
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and after all this crap, theres this messages at the bottom.
"No, GameFAQs really hasn't been shut down by some crazed group of video game developers insisting you spend hours plowing through their games without any help. It's an April Fool's Day joke. The real home page is still right here, or you can just wait 60 seconds for it to pop up all by itself."
haha. ass right.
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no more gamefaqs!
Sunday, April 02, 2006
the people from gamefaqs sure do have a sense of humor.and after all this crap, theres this messages at the bottom.
"No, GameFAQs really hasn't been shut down by some crazed group of video game developers insisting you spend hours plowing through their games without any help. It's an April Fool's Day joke. The real home page is still right here, or you can just wait 60 seconds for it to pop up all by itself."
haha. ass right.
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