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MohammadHanif
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The Ketchup Effect
Sunday, May 07, 2006
heres the thing. i'm having this big ulcer in my mouth. i watched this video clip and it made me laugh till it hurts. literally. the ulcer was like expanding or something when i was laughing. because laughing is not a one second kinda thing, i'm hurting as well as enjoying the laugh.

the video is nsfw, not safe for work. theres a little dicky at the end but just a quick peek. if you tink its too much for you to handle or u'r com is in the living room where everyone is around you, it'll be my pleasure to type for you a summary.
click here to view the video.

ok, this clip is about a guy and a girl. they're in a room alone and the guys wants something. he asks if he can get a blowjob but the girl said no. then he asked if she could do a hand job. the girl said she dunno how to, but the guy told the girl to treat his dick like a bottle of ketchup. so the idea is, you shake the bottle up and down until the ketchup comes out. so the guy sticked his dick out and the girl grabs the dick. next she did the ketchup method. SHE HIT THE DICK STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT!!!! wakakakaka. so basically, the way she gets ketchup out of the bottle is by hitting the back of the bottle. hilarious i tell you. watch the video for better laughter. =)


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