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solution z
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
when you have an unidentified solution labelled solution Z or whatever it is, NEVER smell it. yes its gonna help a lot if its ammonia or chlorine or sulphur, but what if its potassium iodide!?!? the smell will go deep into your nose and you'll probably freeze coz the effect is soo goddam powderful. its like 5 times more powerful than ammonia. how i know? by experience lah. i wanted to smell whether the unidentified solution is ammonia, but turns out to be something worse. i froze for like 5 seconds or more. then i paid attention to my breathing. scared if suddenly kana asthma attack. nothing bad happened. then i asked my fren to smell it. hah. i'm not alone. haha. stupid chemistry.theres this joke me and my fren started. its about the different subjects we learn in school but most of them are not used in our planned careers. so i said, "oh yar, engineering need to use litmus paper and sodium hydroxide what." then theres, "later in accounting i need to use the hygrometer and read maps what." ok lah, the singlish dun quite sound right in text, but the sarcasm is undestoodable.
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brudders
Thursday, July 20, 2006
younger brothers are a menace. they'll use your things and either finish them or spoil them. i've never thought of the consequences of having a brother till now. though i'm not regretting having one, they're still an irritation, well, most of the time. i've got many many many evidences to support them. (see that i typed 'many' three times. its called repetition and used to exaggerate the word. hah.) once i went home and found out that my ELECTRIC guitar strings and the pickup area has plastercine on it. luckily it wasnt that bad. then i have this long tube of glue which i've only used once and now its only one-third filled. my eyeliner which i've also used only once isnt sharp anymore. the missing piece is on my table, written on it. i left the house with a thick roll of sticky tape but went home, only the paper thingy was left. then theres my cupboard which has been scribbled with marker. MY MARKER! some other stuff my bro did but was in no relation to me was that he placed my mom's handphone into a glass filled with water. my mom came in my room asd asked why her phone cant be turned on. i realised theres waster coming out from the adapter slot. i opened up the casing and found out that the inside of the phone have water in it. brothers oh brothers.
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went to the library today. i recalled something which i wanted to do long time ago. remember when you go up to the top floor of Jurong Library, theres this sign on top which says "vergingallteens". quite some time ago, i thought, instead of verging all teens, why cant it be vergin gall teens. i know virgin is spelled with an 'i', but it sounds the same mah. so, "vergin-gall-teens". wuhuu. style rite. haha. dun get me wrong. i'm no chikopek. =)
vergingallteens?
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Ishak Ahmat passed away so suddenly man. Luckily i got to see him with his Unsangkerable band performing for this pertapis fair just some time ago. lets just pray for him lah eh.went to the library today. i recalled something which i wanted to do long time ago. remember when you go up to the top floor of Jurong Library, theres this sign on top which says "vergingallteens". quite some time ago, i thought, instead of verging all teens, why cant it be vergin gall teens. i know virgin is spelled with an 'i', but it sounds the same mah. so, "vergin-gall-teens". wuhuu. style rite. haha. dun get me wrong. i'm no chikopek. =)
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it seems that islam is spreading it's wings. wohoo. texan christians converting into muslims. check it out. also, check out http://www.turntoislam.com
texan christians turning into muslims
Sunday, July 09, 2006
bumped into this in i-am-bored.comit seems that islam is spreading it's wings. wohoo. texan christians converting into muslims. check it out. also, check out http://www.turntoislam.com
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it feels weird
Thursday, July 06, 2006
i can say that my relationship with my father is not close. a day can pass by with us not saying a word to each other. its not that i dont like him lar, no. we're just not close. have your dad ever beri salam to you or say thanks to you and then you just replied as usual. well, i helped him with his CPF statement thing just now and he said thanks(in malay). my facial expression was like normal lah, but in my head was, OMG. if i recalled properly, this is the first time he had said thanks to me. yes, to that extent. ok lah, this post is crap to you, but i just need to let my thoughts out. so, yar. feels really weird to me.
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judeeee
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
everyone is talking about world cup in class. ok, thats like soo obvious. so aniwae, the chinese people have been betting a lot on the match. some win big, some lose big. big as in, in the tys lah. forty. being a malay muslim, we're definitely NOT allowed to gamble coz if we win, we'll be spending on someone's loss. but, what the heck rite. me and my fren ar pakat-ing. means getting together lah, to bet. so if we win surely get more rite. so, yar. hah. its time to do some extensive research on the odds. who will win?
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first and foremost when buying batteries for any occasion, make sure you dun get ripped off. as you can see, both batteries are of the same brand BUT one costs $1.60 more than the other. ass. (like pizza hut? another ripoff. why? refer to bottom.)
the 'theme' of the competition is What makes Singapore so Singaporean? so i thought, THE MERLION! once i got out of The Esplanade, walked around and then WTF. Mr Merlion seems to be taking a shower. what an ass. btw, theres loads of tourists there. they got ripped off too, hoping to see a water-vomitting lion-fish but it was taking a shower. hah.
i moved on and walked along the singapore river.
and then for the first time ever, I SAW THE STATUE OF MR RAFFLES WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! this was the first time ever that i've seen the friggin statue right infront of me, not in a book. ok lah, sounds ridiculous, but its the truth. theres also quite a number of tourists. Ang Mohs! love their accent. below is the plaque from the statue. take note of the scratches. which friggin ass would do such stuff. if its a tag, ok lah, but scratch.
then i got no more idea what to take. went to orchard. was hoping to shoot the people is their discount-shopping mood, but theres something better. it seemed that it was the singapore food festival and today is the king chili crap thingy. everyone is eating chili crabs. of course the crab that was used to cook is not a halal one, but the smell was totally unexplainable. one of the things that you can smell but never taste. at night, there was this other tent. in it was many many of those banquet things where they place the food. there were about 40 or maybe more of those. everyone of them contains chili crab but of different recipes. haizz. if only its halal.
the car wasnt fast enough to blur out the background, but it did work to a small extent. you know how to do it? theres no editing done. its straight from the cam. =)
*pizza hut is ripping you off*
just like the batteries, pizzas are also the same.
pizza hut sells a regular pizza for 15bucks(rounded off). i repeat. A, as in ONE pizza for 15bucks. the ever famous 241canadian pizza sells 2/TWO regular pizzas for 20bucks(also rounded off). so if you divide it by 2, each reqular canadian pizza costs only 10bucks. this means that pizza hut charges you 5dollars more for a regular pizza. ok, thats not all. if canadian profits from selling each regular at 10bucks, what about pizza hut. thats canadian's profit+5bucks. think about that.
SALES!
another ripoff. no matter how much discount is given, the seller will surely gain a profit. unless its a warehouse clearence sale or something. lets say a tv is produced in the factory for 200bucks. the shop sells it for 500bucks. this means the the shop gains 300bucks. then during a 50%discount, it'll be priced at 250bucks. ehk, they still gain 50 bucks. ahah. not many realise abt this. of course you cant do anything abt it coz its how it is. its just something thats cool to think about.
(ermm, i hope no one sues me for this. if you want this removed, email me yar. heh. address is in profiles.)
what makes singapore so singaporean?
Sunday, July 02, 2006
to get a camera the easy way is to win is right? i was out the whole day snapping away. borrowed a cam from my uncle. digi-compact. okok lah. so this post is gonna be some sort of photo-blog. i think. of course the photos i'm gonna send in wont be in here lah. who knows if someone uses it or something. so aniwae, here we go.first and foremost when buying batteries for any occasion, make sure you dun get ripped off. as you can see, both batteries are of the same brand BUT one costs $1.60 more than the other. ass. (like pizza hut? another ripoff. why? refer to bottom.)
the 'theme' of the competition is What makes Singapore so Singaporean? so i thought, THE MERLION! once i got out of The Esplanade, walked around and then WTF. Mr Merlion seems to be taking a shower. what an ass. btw, theres loads of tourists there. they got ripped off too, hoping to see a water-vomitting lion-fish but it was taking a shower. hah.
i moved on and walked along the singapore river.
and then for the first time ever, I SAW THE STATUE OF MR RAFFLES WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! this was the first time ever that i've seen the friggin statue right infront of me, not in a book. ok lah, sounds ridiculous, but its the truth. theres also quite a number of tourists. Ang Mohs! love their accent. below is the plaque from the statue. take note of the scratches. which friggin ass would do such stuff. if its a tag, ok lah, but scratch.
then i got no more idea what to take. went to orchard. was hoping to shoot the people is their discount-shopping mood, but theres something better. it seemed that it was the singapore food festival and today is the king chili crap thingy. everyone is eating chili crabs. of course the crab that was used to cook is not a halal one, but the smell was totally unexplainable. one of the things that you can smell but never taste. at night, there was this other tent. in it was many many of those banquet things where they place the food. there were about 40 or maybe more of those. everyone of them contains chili crab but of different recipes. haizz. if only its halal.
the car wasnt fast enough to blur out the background, but it did work to a small extent. you know how to do it? theres no editing done. its straight from the cam. =)
*pizza hut is ripping you off*
just like the batteries, pizzas are also the same.
pizza hut sells a regular pizza for 15bucks(rounded off). i repeat. A, as in ONE pizza for 15bucks. the ever famous 241canadian pizza sells 2/TWO regular pizzas for 20bucks(also rounded off). so if you divide it by 2, each reqular canadian pizza costs only 10bucks. this means that pizza hut charges you 5dollars more for a regular pizza. ok, thats not all. if canadian profits from selling each regular at 10bucks, what about pizza hut. thats canadian's profit+5bucks. think about that.
SALES!
another ripoff. no matter how much discount is given, the seller will surely gain a profit. unless its a warehouse clearence sale or something. lets say a tv is produced in the factory for 200bucks. the shop sells it for 500bucks. this means the the shop gains 300bucks. then during a 50%discount, it'll be priced at 250bucks. ehk, they still gain 50 bucks. ahah. not many realise abt this. of course you cant do anything abt it coz its how it is. its just something thats cool to think about.
(ermm, i hope no one sues me for this. if you want this removed, email me yar. heh. address is in profiles.)