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MohammadHanif
Like most blogs, this blog has been misused as an open diary for the public to view. And as usual, this blog will either contain my random thoughts, something happy or fucked up. And thats Liyana. I love her alotlot :D


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study? yea right.
Monday, September 18, 2006
first post-prelim school day. got back half of the malay paper, english paper and combined humanities paper. the problem with my languages i think is that my essays are good, but the comprehension is pulling me down. yikes. thats bad. then social studies, i failed. got 42%. but nvm. theres still literature, which i hope will balance the marks to pass my combined humans. had assembly after that and school is done for the day. was outside, making a decision whether to stay or go home. i decided to go home so that i can revise. crazy right. but that was in my head at that time. so i went home, had a rest, ate, bath, and then took out the english five year series. so i read the passage and try to understand it fully. when it comes to answering the questions, my mind was OFF! felt lazy and stuff. moved to the right and guess what i did. NEOPETS! wakakakaka. 17 year old playing neopets. buat malu jer. heh. but i played for the money k, not that i care for the neopets. they're always starving but never will they die! lame seh. i played some games and spent the money gambling. sort of. bought two lottery tickets. first one i picked to the multiple of 6. second, i tore small pieces of paper to pick the numbers. wakakakaka.





then on the net was this Idiot Test For Prefessionals. you know the riddle, "How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?" i bet most of you only think of it a riddle slash joke. some might think its lame. well, it is. but anyway, there is another purpose to that riddle. it tests people to see how simple that person's mind is. the site says that this test/riddle has been given to professionals and 90% got it wrong while four year olds who did it get most of the Qs right. so if you've never seen/heard the riddle, you can try it here. the answer is in black font, so you have to highlight it to see the answer. *highlight in between the ----

The Idiot Test for Professionals

Question 1
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
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open the fridge, place the giraffe in the fridge, close the fridge
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Question 2
How do you place an elephant in a fridge?
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open the fridge, take the giraffe out, place the elephant in the fridge, close the fridge

Question 3
Lion King calls all animals to his place because he just got a son. All animals went except for which one?
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the elephant. its in the fridge.
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Question 4
You need to cross a crocodile infested river. How would you cross?
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you simply swim across the river. the crocs are at Lion King's place.
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how'd you did? simple minded people will probably get it right, while those with complicated thinking brains get 'em wrong and might also think its a lame. which it is lah.

*this is the second time i edited this post. because i forgot to blacken the answers. wakakaka*
Type-d by; m.hanif


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